My 3-year-old daughter...
"Is the Easter Bunny a girl or a boy?"
...ground breaking, earth shaking questions being pondered around here, folks.
"I'm whipped!"
...after walking in from our bike ride. She said it with such conviction, too! Being 3 is hard work, people.
My 5-year-old son...
"My school bus is the fastest vehicle I ever rode on! It is even faster than a motorcycle!!"
...the first words out of his mouth when he hopped off the bus on his first day of school. School buses are a lot of things. "Fast" isn't one that comes to mind.
"I got sick last night. It was like crocodiles were using their sharp claws to scratch my belly."
...letting his sister know he had gotten sick in the night, and just how it had felt. I have no idea where he comes up with this stuff. Little did he know, she had had 'crocodiles scratching her belly' in the middle of the night, too.
"The food train!" (laughs hysterically) "Remember, Mom? From The Lion King?"
...also known as the food chain to Bill Nye and other scientists the world over.
No matter what they say, You Are a Good Mom.
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