My 3-year-old daughter...
"Ouch! Ouch! These pants are ferocious!"
...as her feet were getting stuck in the bottom of her leggings, while she was wrestling against me trying to put them on. Who knew pants could be ferocious. Maybe 'ferocious' is the new 'fierce'?
"I want a muffin English, please."
...her breakfast request
"Do you have a chicken nugget in your pants?"
...totally unprompted. Your guess is as good as mine. The only information I can provide you is she was sitting at the kitchen counter and I was standing across from her. There was a chicken nugget on her plate and I was, indeed, wearing pants. That's all I got.
"I want another undersea dog!"
...her request for another underdog at the playground while swinging. A little too much Little Mermaid on Disney radio, I think..."Under the Sea...Under the Sea..."
My almost 5-year-old son...
"My foot is almost 5 years old."
...explaining why he needed new sandals this summer. And while I have never thought of individual body parts being a certain number of years old, I suppose he is correct. Those feet of his are indeed almost 5 years old.
Me: "Do you like your new haircut?"
P (while looking in the mirror): "Yes!! I don't even look like myself!"
Me: "Who do you look like?"
P: "Like a boy with short hair!"
...our discussion after he got his first hair cut of the summer. This is the shortest it's ever been for him!
"Do you have to wear underpants when you're a grown up?"
...ladies and gentlemen, I will defer to you to answer that one for yourself, based on personal preference
P: "Mom, why are eating by your husband?"
Me: "Because I love him."
P: "Oh. I'm eating by my sister because I love her."
...our conversation at dinner. And then my heart melted just like the butter on my garlic bread.
No matter what they say, You Are a Good Mom.
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